lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

brothasoul:

brianmichaelbendis:

Guardians of the Galaxy extended trailer UK - Marvel | HD

ok i rly rly was not sold on bradley cooper as rocket but it works.  it totally works

(Source: youtube.com)

fullmetaalchemist:

♫ Well, I came home like a stone. And I fell heavy into your arms ♫
I was listening to Mumford & Sons - I Will Wait and I was inspired

fullmetaalchemist:

Well, I came home like a stone. And I fell heavy into your arms 

I was listening to Mumford & Sons - I Will Wait and I was inspired

beartier:

lava really pisses me off cuz like

i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and

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i want to dip my hands in it

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

skooth:

slugsgiving:

i hate the neologism “partner” for “person i’m dating”. i have no intention of being a cowboy and nobody will ever be a cowboy to me.

speak for yourself, slim. some of us cowpoke are lookin’ for the right partner to call our own… [twangs acoustic guitar softly as i stare towards the twinkling night sky] don’t see many of them stars where you’re from, eh, city boy? nah. didn’t think so.

(Source: littlemammal)