sarlaccvagina:

I finally got Rachel to watch Cap 2 yesterday and she thought it was silly that after all this time they hadn’t upgraded Zola to more efficient and modern tech, something smaller

she suggested a PDA

and then I got to thinking, wouldn’t it suck to be the guy who has to carry Zola around all day and listen to him

what if you accidentally left Zola in your pocket and put him in the washing machine

me: watching tv show

me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds

me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

Fetishizing ‘power’ in women characters – having them kicking ass and always being ready with a putdown - isn’t the same as writing them as human beings.

Jack Graham, in Stephen Moffat - A Case For The Prosecution, a guest post on Philip Sandifer’s blog (via linnealurks)

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

timmywestside:

atomskdluffy:

stephii-cat:

rose-domino:

"May cause sweating, peeing, and adequate hydration"

ITS A WATERBOTTLE

WANT

Aperture Science: We do what we must because we can.

(Source: justbriann)

daclampfeels:

The way Kurogane looks at Fai tho

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This is bullshit

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that is bullshit

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you are bullshit

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No

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I cant handle this anymore

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I am so done with this

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Kurogane out

i-am-super-who-locked:

youarewortheverything:

serration:

constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”

seriously though. 

Try “If it’s meant to be, you will go and get it and it will be.”

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy